We’ve got something for everybody in this weekend update. Make your Facebook friends laugh by posting these…
Funny Status Updates:
- When I read a really stupid status I think “What an idiot. Why did I write that?” (Courtesy of our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★)
- If you stopped trying to save so much money, maybe you’d save some money!
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I’m in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be together.
- Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?
- I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.
- I’m not single. I’m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
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It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!
- My favorite sitcom episode is the one where there’s a huge misunderstanding.
- If you get invited to an AT&T executive’s wedding, don’t go. The reception will be terrible.
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Constipated people don’t give a crap. (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
- I have a hard time grasping the fact that in other countries, peoples thoughts are in a different language.
Cute Picture to Post:
Post that picture with a “How CUTE is this Puppy?” and watch all the LIKES you’ll get on your Facebook wall!
Mixing up Obama & Osama:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzKp43RC9Dk[/youtube]
Hilarious! Throw that on your profile and get tons of funny comments.
Have a wonderful weekend and please join us Monday for more hilarious content. If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post: “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App and visit our new sister website WittyStatus where you can submit statuses and vote on them!
