We’ve got some Funny Status Updates and Smart Jokes for Smart People…
Funny Status Updates:
- Cheated on Facebook with my real life today.
- I know you look at the toilet paper after you wipe.
Has anyone else noticed mirrors look really sexy?
- If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can’t figure out who’s profile it is, make no mistakes… it’s the fat one’s.
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
- I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there’s no algebra.
- I wouldn’t be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Ugh I have to write an autobiography?? STORY OF MY LIFE.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
- I envy how comfortable Waldo always seems in large crowds.
- “Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them.” – Archeologist who discovers the Internet
Be a Minimalist. It’s the least you can do.
- I sure do feel a lot more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym.
- Remember when you had to go to channel 3 to play video games?
Well, I guess these margaritas aren’t going to regret themselves… (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
- Didn’t support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do.
National Geographic gets hip:
Epic Link of the Day: Crazy Awesome Pencil Art Meets Photography.
Crazy Japanese Ghost Prank:
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