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Funny Statuses + Police Dogs + Beer = Ruh Roh!
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Happy Hamster, Flying Sloth, and Funny Status Updates
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Angry Birds, Obama gets Stuck, and 15 Epic Status Updates
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Awkward Rapture, Puppy to Adult Video, and Funny Statuses
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Kitty PhotoBomb, Talking Animals, & Awesome Status Updates
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