Tuesday can be funny, share one of these.. 20 Witty Facebook Statuses: Russia didn’t consider beer to be alcohol until 2011. It was previously classified as a soft drink. What if ghosts say “Boo” because they only haunt people they don’t like, and all they do is “Boo” them from the afterlife. So it’s not […]
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Cat Translator, Flirting, and 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses
Make Monday fun for someone, share one of these.. 20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses: Do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song? My diet could be described as “unchaperoned child at a birthday party”. Things I Should Be Doing • so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing […]
Waking Up, Screaming Teeth, & Top 20 Weekend Status Updates
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these.. Top 20 Weekend Status Updates: If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote. Play like you are #1. Train like you are #2. I hope manners is the next cool trend. I can send a text at 12:04 & be […]
Working Sucks, Fake Lie Detector, & 20 Clever Status Updates
Make someone blow a little air out of their nose, share one of these.. 20 Clever Facebook Status Updates: There’s really no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time. I really thought 2015 had potential to be “my year” but we’re 2 months in and that ship has sailed so […]
Smart Chimps, Television, & Pro Facebook Status Updates
Make Hump Day fun, share one of these.. 20 Pro Facebook Status Updates: Fate is when you find something you were never looking for and realize its everything you never knew you wanted. As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost. Was hating my […]
MMA Fighter Flips, Expecting, & 20 Slick Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share one of these.. 20 Slick Facebook Statuses: Lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation. I’m like that dress. Some people can’t see that I look exactly like George Clooney. My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours. […]