Be LIKEd on FB, share these… Good Status Updates for Facebook: Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When an intoxicated person is blabbering, 60% of whatever he/she says is true. […]
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Pizza Tossing, Kitty Staring Contest, & Status Update Quotes
Rack up the LIKEs, share these… Facebook Status Update Quotes: LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with. I don’t […]
Piano Dog, Just chillin’, & 15 Great Facebook Status Updates
Get LIKEd share these… Great Status Updates for any occasion: The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) *Phone vibrates at home.* Barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Damn earthquake! Reasons I check […]
Anti-Gravity Man, Dog Panda, & Funny Statuses
Get the LIKEs you deserve share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) The awkward moment when your sarcasm isn’t understood in a text. I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally butt […]
Cat Shell Game, Baby Sloth, & Comedy Status Updates
Genius comes from within, post these… Comedic Status Updates for Facebook: LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) “LOL” is the new way of saying “I really have nothing to say.” I’d explain it to you, but your brain would […]
Double FAIL, Words With Friends, & Facebook Statuses
Share these & get mo’ LIKEs… Status Updates for Every Occasion: LIKE if you text someone a paragraph and then 30 minutes later you get a lame reply saying “LOL”. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me. It is far more impressive […]