Pizza Tossing, Kitty Staring Contest, & Status Update Quotes

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Facebook Status Update Quotes:

  • LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is   (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.
  • I don’t know what my neighbor’s name is and we’ve been neighbors too long for me to ask.
  • In college, the tastiest food is free food.
  • If it wasn’t for Facebook, I wouldn’t know any of my friends’ birthdays.
  • Trust is like a eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
  • The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life. (184+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
  • LIKE if you hate when you’re listening to music really loud and you have to keep pausing it because you constantly think you’re hearing your name being called.
  • I consider avoiding a second trip to bring in groceries as a legitimate work-out.
  • One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
  • I know I’m not the only one who still uses my fingers to count… Fingers, the original calculator.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Happiness keeps you sweet. Trials keep you strong. Sorrows keep you human. Failures keep you humble. And God, keeps you going.

Kitty Staring Contest:

Cat Staring Contest

Haha, how can you resist that glare! Ask your FB friends what they think of this fascinating gaze.

Extremely Skilled Pizza Tossing:


Very impressive! That is absolutely amazing. Share that video on your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs get tossed right in.

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