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Facebook Status Update Quotes:
- LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.
- I don’t know what my neighbor’s name is and we’ve been neighbors too long for me to ask.
- In college, the tastiest food is free food.
- If it wasn’t for Facebook, I wouldn’t know any of my friends’ birthdays.
- Trust is like a eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
- The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life. (184+Likes in 5 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
- LIKE if you hate when you’re listening to music really loud and you have to keep pausing it because you constantly think you’re hearing your name being called.
- I consider avoiding a second trip to bring in groceries as a legitimate work-out.
- One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
- I know I’m not the only one who still uses my fingers to count… Fingers, the original calculator. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Happiness keeps you sweet. Trials keep you strong. Sorrows keep you human. Failures keep you humble. And God, keeps you going.
Kitty Staring Contest:
Haha, how can you resist that glare! Ask your FB friends what they think of this fascinating gaze.
Extremely Skilled Pizza Tossing:
Very impressive! That is absolutely amazing. Share that video on your Facebook wall and watch the LIKEs get tossed right in.