Share these & get mo’ LIKEs…
Status Updates for Every Occasion:
- LIKE if you text someone a paragraph and then 30 minutes later you get a lame reply saying “LOL”. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
- It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
- Don’t fight hate with hate, fight it with sarcasm. Much more fun.
- The only way a guy should hurt a girl; is from hugging her too tight.
- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
- If you start a sentence with, “has anyone ever told you,” you do not need to finish. The answer is yes. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 92,748 times, you are a weather man.
- Don’t waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
- Thinking “who put you in charge?!” when someone’s being bossy.
- Sometimes a man’s idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name.
- I no longer wish to share this nation’s roads and highways with others. Sorry for the inconvenience. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Attention Guys, Please stop mistaking my politeness for attraction.
Words With Friends just got a little out of hand:
Imagine if someone dropped a word like that on you! That’s just craziness, especially considering all the words that aren’t “words” in that game. Post to your wwf’s buddies Facebook page and let him know what you just put down. LOL 🙂
The ultra-rare double FAIL caught on camera…
It’s not everyday you catch a double fail on film. We salute you both! Share on your Facebook wall and see what your friends have to say about this classic double epic failure.