Anti-Gravity Man, Dog Panda, & Funny Statuses

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  • Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • The awkward moment when your sarcasm isn’t understood in a text.
  • I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally butt dialed me.
  • Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
  • Before you repeat yourself, I think it’s only fair for me to inform you that I won’t be listening to you this time either.
  • When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting.
  • Three things that shouldn’t be broken : friendships, hearts and promises.
  • I’m fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. (148+Likes in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die”. And, I’ve got to say that I’m pretty surprised “yell for help” wasn’t one of them.
  • Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
  • LIKE if the last thing you do every night and the first thing you do every morning is check your phone.
  • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
  • They should just block cell phone service in movie theaters. Problem solved.
  • I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • I don’t like that tone of voice you’re texting me in.

Dog wants to be a Panda…

Dog Panda

This picture just melts your heart strings! Adorableness to the second degree 🙂 Share to your FB page!

Apparently Gravity does not affect this man…

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How in the big blue world is that even possible? Post to your Facebook wall for some insane reactions and plenty of LIKEs.

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