Get more LIKEs, share these… Weekend Status Updates: The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. (VIA: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? A paper cut is a tree’s way of getting the last laugh. […]
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Cat Coach, Iron Man’s Facebook, & Witty Status Updates
Post better statuses with these… 15 Witty Status Updates that get LIKEs: That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the bin. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Exits Facebook, closes laptop, crawls into bed… unlocks phone, gets back on Facebook. I find it ironic that the colors […]
Study Hard, Double Dutch Doggie, & Good Status Posts
Share these on your FB Timeline to get more Likes… Good Facebook Status Posts: Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’ (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up. The awkward moment […]
Cat Elevator, LIKE Post, & Funny Statuses
Step your status game up with these… Funny Status Posts for Facebook: LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Show me the personfax. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, […]
Lioness Wants Baby, Crouching Cat, & Awesome Status Posts
Get more LIKEs, share these… Awesome Funny Status Updates: LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass b*tch. You […]
Celebrity Experiment, Hypnosis Kitty, & Best Status Updates
Something for everyone in this edition of… Best Facebook Status Updates of the Week: I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you.. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight. If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence, make […]