Lioness Wants Baby, Crouching Cat, & Awesome Status Posts

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Awesome Funny Status Updates:

  • LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you: deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass b*tch.
  • You don’t need a $500 camera to take a photo of the bathroom mirror.
  • Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if any food magically appeared.
  • Every girl has 3 personalities: 1) When she’s with her family. 2) When she’s with her friends. 3) When she’s with HIM.
  • I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
  • Your duty as a best friend is to LIKE my Facebook posts even if they suck.  (260+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • 30 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom?” “Well son, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that.”
  • Your duty as a best friend is to LIKE my Facebook posts even if they suck.
  • I never finish anythi
  • That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy..
  • I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
  • Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.
  • Old meaning of sorry. “I won’t do it again.” New meaning of sorry. “Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful.”
  • Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you = best feeling.  (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon:

We trippy MANE

Awwww Poor Lioness tries to be in a movie! Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

Lioness tries to eat kid:

Roh Rohhhhh! That is toooooo cute! 🙂 Share this cuteness with your Facebook friends.

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