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Memorial Day Status Posts, Pictures, Videos, & Quotes

May 28, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Have a safe Memorial Day and share these… Memorial Day Status Updates 2012 Big respect to all the US military Soldiers around the world, the deceased Soldiers, (RIP) & to their families Happy Memorial Day Let us remember as we fall asleep those who fight and the many that have died to protect our freedom. […]

Vet Helper, Wink, & Facebook Status Ideas

May 25, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Step your Facebook status game up… Funny Facebook Status Ideas: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) 50 cent has a new fragrance out called ‘Power’. Why he didn’t call it ‘Fiddy Scent’ is beyond me. 3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that […]

Fishing Kid, Secret Lovers, & Funniest Statuses

May 24, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

More LIKEs per status with these… Funniest Statuses on Facebook posted this week: The awkward moment when you think you’re talking to your friend but then realize you’re talking to a stranger beside you. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to […]

Excited Dog, Surprise, & Silly Status Posts

May 23, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more Likes per share with these… Silly Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you can’t stop laughing while telling a joke and when your finally done your friends doesn’t even get it. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) On the phone, “Well, I better get going.” = “I’m tired of talking […]

Building Lights, All Aboard, & Status Ideas

May 22, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Reach more LIKEs per post with these… Some Interesting Status Update Ideas: RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m correct.   (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing […]

Old Spice, Duck Police, & Best Status Updates

May 21, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs per share with these… Best Status Messages for Facebook  this week: LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.  (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) We all have that friend that doesn’t have Facebook. The only time I ever drink ginger ale is […]

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