Make someones Thursday, share one of these.. 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free. Do you ever get in an “I don’t know” phase in your life. Where you literally don’t have a solid […]
Facebook Status Updates
Dog Plays Pingpong, Relationship Goals, & Top 20 Statuses
From this week around FB… Top 20 Facebook Statuses: I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children don’t know very much about children. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10. There’s no more dangerous entity on […]
Pig Doesn’t Want to Cuddle, Fight Club, & 20 Great Facebook Statuses
Making people laugh is literally the best feeling ever. Share one of these.. 20 Great Facebook Statuses: Society has become so civilized that we have to simulate manual labor at the gym in order to reap the health benefits that civilizations of past centuries had to do naturally for a living. Are you a campfire? […]
Anaconda Attack, Kitchen, & 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses
Monday Sucks, make it better share one of these.. 20 Awesome Facebook Statuses: Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can’t. My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside. Don’t grow up. It’s a trap. I think stupid people were put on this earth to […]
Funny Easter Status Updates – 2015 Edition
Happy Easter, make someone smile share one of these.. Funny Easter Status Updates for Facebook: Those who shimmy onto the LIKE button will get more chocolate from the Easter bunny this year, just saying… Who’s the easter bunny’s favorite actor? Rabbit De Niro Damn, my traditional Easter rabbit stew is now cold because my neighbor […]
Math Teacher Fun, Showering Alone, & The 20 Best Facebook Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these hilarious statuses we collected.. 20 Best Facebook Statuses: Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy. When plastic bags become currency, I will be king. Don’t jump to confusions. That awkward moment when you […]