More likes per share, with these… Cute Status Update Ideas: LIKE if you text with your pinky because you’re eating. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Live more, complain less. More smiles, less stress. Less hate, more blessed. Some people deserve NOTHING but seem to be handed EVERYTHING. No one makes a lock without a key. […]
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3-Wheel Truck, LOL Whale, & Top Status Updates
Check the top statuses, this week… Top Status Updates for Facebook: A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors. What the heck […]
Finger-painting Champion, Cute Attack, & Creative Statuses
Get the most out of FB, share these… Creative Status Updates for Facebook: LIKE If you… let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because you don’t want the person to know you’re ignoring them. (From our 4.5 Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That one friend who you greet with an insult. CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!! […]
Elevator Humor, Frog Phone Trolling, & Statuses about Life.
Get more likes, share these… Status Updates about Life, Love, and everything in-between… Looking for a damm to give (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) yeah, I got nothing. (Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Those scenarios you make up in your head when you start to like someone. When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to […]
Flying Cat, Puppy Pool Party, & Best Statuses
Make your weekend exciting, share these… Best Status Updates from Facebook this week: Facebook needs a “drama of the day” section in my news feed. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) The Worst: Sitting in the theater, about to watch a movie, then BAM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. Shout out to salt, the most […]
Fireworks, Usain Bolt Crash, and Great Status Posts
Step your status game up, share these… Great Status Update Ideas for Facebook: Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook. You’ll never see me on Hoarders because I can’t afford that much crap. […]