More likes per share, with these…
Cute Status Update Ideas:
- LIKE if you text with your pinky because you’re eating. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Live more, complain less. More smiles, less stress. Less hate, more blessed.
- Some people deserve NOTHING but seem to be handed EVERYTHING.
- No one makes a lock without a key. That’s why God won’t give you problems without solutions.
- My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep.
- In life we never lose friends, we only learn who our true ones are.
- That awkward moment when your parents try to make your friends laugh. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- “Can i borrow your pencil?” “Yeah” = Forever gone
- Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it’s gone. Forever.
- Walmart: “Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep 2 open!”
- Take chances and never regret. Today is the youngest you will ever be. ☺☀
- Typical Pingpong Game: 10% playing Pingpong. 90% chasing the Ball around the room.
- People who create their own drama deserve their own karma. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I don’t listen to people when I’m texting.
What your Tattoo says about you…
Funny because it’s true 🙂 One-click sharing by putting your little mouse over the image and pressing “Click here to share” boom you’re instantly Facebook popular again. (source: imgur)
Dog Dances the Flamenco, most likely better than you:
Sooooo good! Share that epic dancing doggie with your Facebook friends for guaranteed laughs, some likes, and hilarious comments.