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NO Make-Up On, Puppy Crisis, & Awesome Status Updates
Get more LIKEs, share these… Awesome Statuses for Facebook: LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) OK, but where in the world is Carmen San Diego? We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can’t get phone reception inside elevators. […]
Kitten Attack, Bubble Burst, and Great Status Ideas
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Fake Justin Bieber, Perfect Baby Chair, & Funny Statuses
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Amazing Magic, Bad Kid, & Top Status Updates
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