Fake Justin Bieber, Perfect Baby Chair, & Funny Statuses

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Funny Status Jokes:

  • My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all… And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • A smile is a language that even a baby understands.
  • That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn’t meant for you.
  • Let’s face it. After the initial thrill wears off, we’d mostly use light sabers to open cans of chili or light cigarettes.
  • That annoying moment when people take ages to order food while I’m in line.
  • Treat men like underwear. Throw out the old and ratty but keep the ones that make you feel sexy and pretty
  • Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.  (Source: FunnyStatus Fan Page )
  • Screw love? No, screw the person who made you think that way.
  • Wait, don’t eat yet! Let me take a picture of it at an artsy angle, add Instagram effects, and upload it to Facebook!
  • There are so many scams on the Internet now. Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
  • Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.
  • That awkward moment when you’re way more excited than little kids are to see Finding Nemo 2, Toy Story 4, and Monsters Inc 2. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Peoples reaction to an empty pen: 5% Calmly gets a new one. 95% Scribble, scribble, scribble!

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Life is good…

The perfect baby chair.

That is the perfect baby chair, without a doubt! Share this adorableness with your Facebook fans for a flood of likes and comments.

Bieber look-alike trolls fans hard:

Haha, you’ve got to admit – that’s pretty funny 🙂 It’s crazy to think that all those girls can actually see him 15stories up. They must have really good eyes. Share this with all your friends who secretly love Bieber on Facebook, they’ll all get a kick out of it!

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