NO Make-Up On, Puppy Crisis, & Awesome Status Updates

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Awesome Statuses for Facebook:

  • LIKE IF you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is ツ ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • OK, but where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
  • We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can’t get phone reception inside elevators.
  • When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
  • “I’m proud of my life and the things that I’ve done. Proud of myself and the loner I’ve become.” – Say Anything
  • Homeless sign: “I bet you can’t hit me with a quarter.”
  • I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I’ve stalked you on the internet.
  • I could be a morning person….if morning happened around noon. (Source: FunnyStatus Fan Page )
  • Anybody remember when phones were just for talking?
  • If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
  • Rain + Comfortable bed = Impossible to wake up.
  • You say I blacked out, I say teleportation.
  • Never respond to negativity or ignorance, it’s not even worth your time.
  • Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
  • Who else thinks there are secret cameras in their house?
  • 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 LIKE if you found the mitsake.
  • I hate math, but I love counting money.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • You copied me and you got a higher grade. What the hell?

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This is what we all look like with no make-up on:

No Make-UP

Awkward… yet awesome at the same time! Share this epic-ness by putting your mouse cursor over the img and pressing “click here to share”.

The PUPPYCriss of 2012:

Confused… or completely aware of how awesome he is??? You decide and share with all your Facebook friends!!!!

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