Kitten Attack, Bubble Burst, and Great Status Ideas

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Great Status Post Ideas:

  • That amazing moment when you find money in your clothes that you forgot was there.  ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • If laughing was a sport, I’d be fit.
  • Silly phone, that wasn’t a missed call. That was a “I looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore” call.
  • Why do I always turn the volume down when I’m searching for a parking space?
  • Lazy rule. As soon as I get under the blanket covers, all of today’s responsibilities, become tomorrow’s problem.
  • Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies.
  • Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
  • I’m going to change my name to Benefits. Now when you add me on Facebook it will say, you are now friends with benefits.
  • It’s not my fault that my phone is more interesting than you.
  • That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn’t meant for you.  (Source: FunnyStatus Fan Page )
  • I’m not popular, but I have nice friends. I’m not rich but I have what I need. I may not be liked but I know I’m loved.
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  • Times will never get better unless you make them better.
  • You text me, I reply & then you don’t. Why’d you text me at all then?
  • I am not gonna cry , I am not gonna cry …*Gives Hug* … Crap … ε(ʃ˘̩̩̩^˘̩̩̩ƪ)з
  • For a Kid, the “Walk of Shame” is when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says “No”.
  • “I have enough clothes and shoes, I don’t need to go shopping”, said no woman ever.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.

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Burst my bubble:

Bubble Bursting

How awesome is that?!?! Really neat 🙂 I bet your Facebook friends would love like it! One click sharing by putting your mouse on the picture and pressing “Click Here to Share”.

Attack of the Kitten:

More like attack of the cuteness. That adorable kitty just melted my heart. Pass along this lovable little ninja to your Facebook wall.

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