More laughs per share, using these… Great Status Post ideas for Facebook: The awkward moment when there’s a guest over in your house and you would like them to leave but they won’t. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for […]
Facebook Status Updates
Cool Cat, SuperHero’s, & LIKE-able status posts
Score FB Karma, with these… Facebook Statuses that get LIKES: You and I are best of friends. Always remember I will pick you up if you fall. Right after I stop laughing. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Children have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like tiny gasoline thieves. While the optimist […]
Status Updates for Olympics 2012
Special Edition, something to offend everyone… Olympic Status Updates Ideas for Facebook: The Olympics are a great way of reminding myself of all the countries that I didn’t know existed. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) This years Olympics opening ceremony will forever be known as “Mr. Bond and Mr. Bean” If sitting on the couch with no […]
Trampoline Foxes, Dawwww, & Best Facebook Statuses
Impress your friends, with these…. Top Status Updates of this week: LIKE if you hate when you… say something funny & then someone says it louder & gets the credit. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) DO THIS NOW: Type “find chuck norris” into Google and hit “I’m feeling lucky”. Me without you is like a sneaker without […]
Olympic Work-Out, Cute Handshake, & Killer Status Posts
More likes and comments per post, with these… Killer Status Posts for Facebook: If you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “Oranges”. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) There is a button on my oven that says ‘stop time’. I am pretty sure it means ‘stop timER’ but I don’t push it just in case. Who’s this “moderation” […]
Awesome Roller-Suit, Strawberry Kitty, and Silly Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Silly Facebook Statuses: That weird awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence. Yawn, Yawn, Yawn, YAWN, YAWN, YAWN, LIKE if you Yawned. I’m not going to […]