Score FB Karma, with these…
Facebook Statuses that get LIKES:
- You and I are best of friends. Always remember I will pick you up if you fall. Right after I stop laughing. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Children have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like tiny gasoline thieves.
- While the optimist and pessimist argue over the glass of water, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
- It’s ‘before’, not ‘b4’. You speak English, not Bingo.
- Sleep is for the people without access to the Internet.
- If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in amazing shape.
- You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t find something? MOM!
- “You text her, she doesn’t text back. It’s clear that she was so excited that you texted her that she fainted.” And here I thought I was being rejected all these years. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- My statuses ARE likeable, right? Is it not working? Should I contact Facebook support?
- If you have someone following you that is ugly, they are a stalker. If the person is hot, they are your secret admirer.
- There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars.
- Dog heaven is full of tennis balls. Dog hell is just a lot of cats.
- You know you’re getting old when you have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
- It’s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
- Life is like an ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Tiny SuperHero’s of Awesomeness:
When Superman was in diapers he was still awesome! What an epic picture 🙂 Share the awesomeness with your Facebook friends by putting your mouse over the image and pressing “Click here to share” for one-click sharing!
The coolest hipster cat, of all time…
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Yes, he rocks a hat and does not give a flying meow. Your cat wishes he was this cool. Don’t share this video unless you want a ton of likes and comments.
