Cool Cat, SuperHero’s, & LIKE-able status posts

Score FB Karma, with these…

Facebook Statuses that get LIKES:

  • You and I are best of friends. Always remember I will pick you up if you fall. Right after I stop laughing. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Children have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like tiny gasoline thieves.
  • While the optimist and pessimist argue over the glass of water, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
  • It’s ‘before’, not ‘b4’. You speak English, not Bingo.
  • Sleep is for the people without access to the Internet.
  • If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in amazing shape.
  • You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t find something? MOM!
  • “You text her, she doesn’t text back. It’s clear that she was so excited that you texted her that she fainted.” And here I thought I was being rejected all these years. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • My statuses ARE likeable, right? Is it not working? Should I contact Facebook support?
  • If you have someone following you that is ugly, they are a stalker. If the person is hot, they are your secret admirer.
  • There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars.
  • Dog heaven is full of tennis balls. Dog hell is just a lot of cats.
  • You know you’re getting old when you have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
  • It’s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
  • Life is like an ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
More Statuses: Fan Page | Facebook App | iPhone App | Android App

Tiny SuperHero’s of Awesomeness:

Miniature Super-hero's of awesomeness.

When Superman was in diapers he was still awesome! What an epic picture 🙂 Share the awesomeness with your Facebook friends by putting your mouse over the image and pressing “Click here to share” for one-click sharing!

The coolest hipster cat, of all time…


Yes, he rocks a hat and does not give a flying meow. Your cat wishes he was this cool. Don’t share this video unless you want a ton of likes and comments.

Yesterdays Status Updates…