Status Updates for Olympics 2012

Special Edition, something to offend everyone…

Olympic Status Updates Ideas for Facebook:

• The Olympics are a great way of reminding myself of all the countries that I didn’t know existed.  ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
• This years Olympics opening ceremony will forever be known as “Mr. Bond and Mr. Bean”
• If sitting on the couch with no pants on, eating pizza, and watching TV is a crime, then I will get out of this Best Buy right now.
• Didn’t know they were showing The Hunger Games on NBC so soon.
• LOOK AT ALL THE TRIBUTES! This is going to be the longest Hunger Games ever.
• Plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
• Happy Olympic Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.
• They should make untangling headphones an olympic sport.
• LIKE if you want to party with the Independent Olympic Athletes. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Funny how handball is an Olympic sport but baseball and softball aren’t…
• In years to come, you will see people represent Facebook and Twitter in the Olympic Games.
• Do you think M Night Shyamalan is available to direct next Olympics opening ceremony?
• The Sun ran an article on April Fools day about James Bond and Queen opening the Olympics… Well played, Olympics, well played!
• I wish all the athletes of the 2012 London Olympic Games the very best of Luck. Enjoy it!
• Don’t worry, The Expendables aren’t allowed to compete in the Olympic games (Just wouldn’t be fair…) Coming August 17th… PREPARE TO RELOAD!
• Does anyone else find it ironic that McDonalds is the biggest sponer for the Olympics?
• The Olympics are supposed to bring people and countries together, but I am never more fiercely cheerful for my country than during the Olympics.
• Imagine if Olympic gold medal were just giant chocolate gold coins. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• Don’t know if its just me, but the excitement in london is unbelievable! It’s going to be a great games.

I don’t know what you guys are talking about, looks like she’s having a grand time…

And, may the odds ever be in your favor!

Bonus Image: China being a class act holding both British and Chinese flags at the Summer 2012 Olympics. #Respect

Funny Moments @ Past Olympics:

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Some oldies, but goodies in there 🙂 Share those web gems with your fellow Facebook friends. They’ll enjoy in the spirit of the games.