Be a Facebook pro, share these… Great Status Updates: LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you’re with your best friends. Life’s not about people who act true to […]
Facebook Status Updates
Buttermilk Goat, Perfect Sunset, & Funniest Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Funniest Status Updates for Facebook: The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook If […]
Trust Fall, Overly Excited Dog, & Top Status Posts
Keep your status fresh, post these… Top Facebook Statuses of the Week: Me watching olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That awkward moment when you realize Gabby Douglas’ last name unscrambled is “USA Gold”. Congrats Gabby Douglas! Facebook is like a diary for me. An awesome funny diary […]
Golf Cart Jump, Bear Yawning, and Interesting Status Posts
Step your Facebook game up, share these… Interesting Status Updates for Facebook: Everyone has that one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people. Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies. Tripping over an object, […]
Hovercat, That Scary Moment, and Cool Status Posts
Score more likes, with these… Cool Statuses for Facebook: BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) If you hate haters, are you a hater? People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and […]
Bear Cub Rescue, Snuggle Time, & More Funny Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The way to make money on Facebook is to go into settings, sign out, and get back to work. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Did you know that a large group of baboons are called a congress? That explains a lot now, doesn’t it! I’m not socially […]