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Velociraptor Terror, Creative Facebook Statuses, and Shark Watermelon
Get more likes, per status… Creative Status Ideas: If you think someone is staring at you: A. Yawn B. If they yawn, they were staring. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) Dear eyelashes, wish bones, dandelions, pennies in fountains, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. YOU FAILED. Admit it, you have that one voice that you only […]
Parkour Dog, Angry Birds, & Great Status Posts
Make your newsfeed exciting, with these… Great Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you’re talking and your gum falls out of your mouth. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – *JUST UPDATED* ) A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others’ mistakes. You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a […]
Dining Doggies, OMG Bubbles, and Awesome Statuses
More likes per status, use these… Awesome Status Posts for Facebook: Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – *RECENTLY UPDATED* ) Dear sleep, I know we had problems when […]
Howling Puppy, Cat Thumbs, & Hilarious Statuses
Keep your friends entertained, with these… Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I’m gonna like it. 3) I like you. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – JUST UPDATED*) My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and […]
Facebook Zombies, Baby Gorilla, and Classic Statuses
Get insta-LIKEs on FB, with these… Classic Status Posts for Facebook: If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it’s that the love of your life is someone you’ve never actually met. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I don’t run often, but when I do, it’s with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style. No matter how old I […]