Get more LIKEs, share these… Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) That awkward moment when “Prince Harry” is trending and you think of Harry Styles. If you’re constantly posting “loving my life!” as your Facebook status, you’re probably not. ‘K’ […]
Facebook Status Updates
Cup Stacking Otter, Lost Kitty, & Status Messages
Score more likes, share these… Funny Status Messages 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112LIKE if I’m right. Give a man a fish, […]
Five Guys Burgers, Cat Hearts, & Great Status Posts
Facebook Status updates for every occasion… Great Status Posts: Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit […]
T-Rex, Cabbage Thief, and Status Ideas
Pick one that fits you, and share it… Great Status Ideas for Facebook: Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped. (JUST Updated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) LIKE if you watch your garage door close completely just in case a murderer rolls under at the last second. I never argue, I just explain why I’m […]
Top 15 Status Updates, Otter Down, and a Confused Kitty.
Pick a status that fits you, and share it… Top 15 Status Updates this Week: Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away. People who matter don’t judge, & […]
Nice People, Ceiling Fan Settings, and Great Facebook Posts
Make your friends laugh, share these… Great Facebook Status Posts: If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) Does liking a sad status update mean I’m sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad? When did everyone start using Facebook status updates […]