Most liked statuses, just for you… Top 15 Status Posts this week on Facebook: Go to Google. Type in “gullible” and you will see a picture of yourself. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I wish I could just “like” a text so I didn’t have to respond. Dear radio stations, you do realize there […]
Facebook Status Updates
ROFL, Facebook is False, & Funny Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places. Success stops when […]
Collective Soul Cat, Please Play With Me, and Funny Statuses
Stoke your Facebook, get more likes… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When you judge people based on their expressions, that’s facial profiling. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn’t press send .fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo […]
Scaredy Cat, Ewok Dog, and Best Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Best Facebook Status Updates this week: The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it. Babies need an […]
Screaming Sheep, Baby Platypus, and Popular Statuses
Choose a status that applies to you, & share it… Popular Status Updates for Facebook this week: Ladies, stop saying “All Guys are the same”…all the guys YOU LIKE are the same, don’t blame all of us because you’re into douche-bags. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Go to Google, type in “50 Most Popular […]
WGN News Anchors, Obama Star Wars, and 9/11 Status Updates
Share respect for the fallen today, with these… 9/11 Commemerative Status Updates: R.I.P to everyone who died 11 years ago on 9/11 ♥ WE WILL NEVER FORGET. Today, on the 11th anniversary of 9/11, we remember all of those who lost their lives and we celebrate our heroes! 11 years ago 3000 souls were killed […]