Mo’ Likes, Mo’ Betta… Best Facebook Statuses This Week: When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I do my best proofreading after I hit send. I have to confess when my crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to […]
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Scary Bear, Halloween Kitty, and Good Statuses
Choose one that works for you, score likes… Good Status Posts for Facebook: When I’m at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What’s your most frequently photographed entree?” (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard […]
Laughing Baby, Ah-MAZE-Ing Maze, and Epic Statuses
Get the LIKEs you crave, with these… EPIC Status Posts for Facebook: The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Tony Romo should dress up as a Quarterback for halloween. Reading your best friends status and being like “Ha I know who that is about!” […]
Milk Bandit, Dog Tries Lemon, & Great Facebook Status Ideas
Get more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Ideas: When you were a kid there was nothing more satisfying as when you made the honking signal to the truck driver and he honked back. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) If I’m not supposed to eat late night snacks, then explain why the fridge has […]
Pumpkin Man, Birthday Doggie, and Clever Status Posts
Make your weekend fun, share one of these… Clever Facebook Status Ideas: My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) The only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury. I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down. Presidents are really only in […]
Flying Squirrel, Plotting Kitty, and Top Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Top Facebook Statuses this week: The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. (*NEW* – iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) The love of your life is just like the police: They’re never around […]