Scary Bear, Halloween Kitty, and Good Statuses

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Good Status Posts for Facebook:

  • When I’m at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What’s your most frequently photographed entree?”  (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard
  • My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity.
  • Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
  • Chicken pot pie, my 3 favorite things.
  • Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Of course, now your life will be shorter than it was yesterday. Way to waste yesterday jerk!
  • I spent yesterday painting some kick ass flames on a car. I bet whoever owns it was stoked when they came out of the mall.
  • My cat seems pretty confident about the whole 9 lives thing judging by the way he’s pissing this one away.
  • I can’t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
  • Gee, that’s an awfully high horse you’re sitting on… don’t get hurt when you fall off! (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
  • I’m positive that somewhere out there exists a video montage of me dancing alone in various elevators.
  • I’ll leave 1,000 dollars in my will to the person comes to my funeral dressed in the Scream outfit and doesn’t say a word.
  • The Presidential Debates are today? I hope my Facebook Feed is ready for all the unintelligent b.s. coming it’s way.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • At least once in your life, we’ve all tried to balance the light switch between the On and Off position.

Halloween Kitty:

Halloween Cat Costume Idea

Very clever! Share this cutie on your Facebook to get instant likes, comments, and karma!

Lady Yells At Massive Bear and Scares Him Away…

That lady has a little bit of craziness and a lot of courage (or vice-versa) to yell at a bear like that. Post this on your feed and see what your friends think!

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