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- When I’m at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What’s your most frequently photographed entree?” (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard
- My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity.
- Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
- Chicken pot pie, my 3 favorite things.
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Of course, now your life will be shorter than it was yesterday. Way to waste yesterday jerk!
- I spent yesterday painting some kick ass flames on a car. I bet whoever owns it was stoked when they came out of the mall.
- My cat seems pretty confident about the whole 9 lives thing judging by the way he’s pissing this one away.
- I can’t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
- Gee, that’s an awfully high horse you’re sitting on… don’t get hurt when you fall off! (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.
- I’m positive that somewhere out there exists a video montage of me dancing alone in various elevators.
- I’ll leave 1,000 dollars in my will to the person comes to my funeral dressed in the Scream outfit and doesn’t say a word.
- The Presidential Debates are today? I hope my Facebook Feed is ready for all the unintelligent b.s. coming it’s way. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- At least once in your life, we’ve all tried to balance the light switch between the On and Off position.
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Lady Yells At Massive Bear and Scares Him Away…
That lady has a little bit of craziness and a lot of courage (or vice-versa) to yell at a bear like that. Post this on your feed and see what your friends think!
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