Mo’ Likes, Mo’ Betta…
Best Facebook Statuses This Week:
- When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
- I have to confess when my crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to me.
- Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
- A woman’s anger is like a Check Engine light. There’s no easy way to know what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
- Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
- I was gonna vote for [insert candidate] but after watching the debate I’m going to vote for [that exact same candidate.] – Everyone
- Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
- Ladies, the good news is Prince Charming exists. The bad news is he’s just not very goodlooking. That’s why he’s not called Prince Handsome. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
- You can pretend that we are strangers but I’ve seen you naked before…
- Only dead fish swim with the stream.
- Lazy fact #163275463190209857: you were too lazy to read that number.
- /(•)(•) l( • )( • )l Spongebob and Patrick see you!
- When he was my age, my father had two kids and a house. I can’t even pull that off in The Sims.
- Closes Facebook Tab… Opens up new tab and goes directly back to Facebook. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- If I’ve learned anything from Facebook it’s that if you make Glow-In-The-Dark Nike Louis Vuitton Shoes, they will sell like crazy.
If you EVER need reassurance, look to the puppy:
Dawwww, ah-dor-able. Pass that pup along if you like getting likes.
Dog watches himself on laptop, confusion ensues:
Haha, seems like he fancies himself quite well. Your newsfeed is waiting for that one!
Lots more status updates, funny pictures, and videos… Just, “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Try our awesome FREE Facebook App for 100k+ Facebook statuses to choose from.