Reassuring Puppy, Laptop Confusion, & Best Statuses

Mo’ Likes, Mo’ Betta…

Best Facebook Statuses This Week:

  1. When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them.  (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  2. I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
  3. I have to confess when my crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to me.
  4. Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
  5. A woman’s anger is like a Check Engine light. There’s no easy way to know what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
  6. Pretending to tolerate other people is exhausting.
  7. I was gonna vote for [insert candidate] but after watching the debate I’m going to vote for [that exact same candidate.] – Everyone
  8. Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
  9. Ladies, the good news is Prince Charming exists. The bad news is he’s just not very goodlooking. That’s why he’s not called Prince Handsome. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  10. Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
  11. You can pretend that we are strangers but I’ve seen you naked before…
  12. Only dead fish swim with the stream.
  13. Lazy fact #163275463190209857: you were too lazy to read that number.
  14. /(•)(•) l( • )( • )l Spongebob and Patrick see you!
  15. When he was my age, my father had two kids and a house. I can’t even pull that off in The Sims.
  16. Closes Facebook Tab… Opens up new tab and goes directly back to Facebook. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  17. If I’ve learned anything from Facebook it’s that if you make Glow-In-The-Dark Nike Louis Vuitton Shoes, they will sell like crazy.

If you EVER need reassurance, look to the puppy:

Reassuring Puppy

Dawwww, ah-dor-able. Pass that pup along if you like getting likes.

Dog watches himself on laptop, confusion ensues:

Haha, seems like he fancies himself quite well. Your newsfeed is waiting for that one!

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