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- The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Tony Romo should dress up as a Quarterback for halloween.
- Reading your best friends status and being like “Ha I know who that is about!” 🙂
- Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.
- When I meet someone with thier pet, I have a much easier time remembering the pet’s name than the owners.
- Some people are as useless as the p in psycho.
- You look like you run marathons…of television shows on your couch.
- Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Nicknames are WAY more fun when people don’t know they have them.
- It’s a good thing the fate of mankind doesn’t depend on me turning on the correct stove-top burner on my first try.
- It’s a good thing I’m not famous. I can’t even stand being recognized by people I DO know when I’m out in public.
- A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
- Trying to remember the lyrics of a song other than the current song you’re listening to is impossible.
- OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
- Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I use my birthday as an excuse to do whatever the hell I want. So basically it’s just like every other day, except with presents.
Now, that’s Ah-Maze-Ing! Post to your Facebook…. Can your friends make it through this crazy maze???? (Via imgur)
Baby Has Laugh Attack:
It’s honestly quite hard not to laugh at that video. See if your FB friends feel the same way. Share this on your feed.
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