Laughing Baby, Ah-MAZE-Ing Maze, and Epic Statuses

Get the LIKEs you crave, with these…

EPIC Status Posts for Facebook:

• The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.  (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
• Tony Romo should dress up as a Quarterback for halloween.
• Reading your best friends status and being like “Ha I know who that is about!” 🙂
• Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.
• When I meet someone with thier pet, I have a much easier time remembering the pet’s name than the owners.
• Some people are as useless as the p in psycho.
• You look like you run marathons…of television shows on your couch.
• Funny how all your other worries fade away as soon as a cop gets behind you. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• Nicknames are WAY more fun when people don’t know they have them.
• It’s a good thing the fate of mankind doesn’t depend on me turning on the correct stove-top burner on my first try.
• It’s a good thing I’m not famous. I can’t even stand being recognized by people I DO know when I’m out in public.
• A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
• Trying to remember the lyrics of a song other than the current song you’re listening to is impossible.
• OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
• Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• I use my birthday as an excuse to do whatever the hell I want. So basically it’s just like every other day, except with presents.

Awesome Maze:

Now, that’s Ah-Maze-Ing! Post to your Facebook…. Can your friends make it through this crazy maze???? (Via imgur)

Baby Has Laugh Attack:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjXi6X-moxE[/youtube]

It’s honestly quite hard not to laugh at that video. See if your FB friends feel the same way. Share this on your feed.