Get more likes, share these… 15 Great (and Relevant) Status Update Posts for Facebook: Here’s a complete list of all the things in life I’ve got figured out: You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine. They should hold movie auditions […]
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Election Day Status Updates, One Liners, Jokes and More!
Happy Election Day, America. Here’s some neutral Political Statuses for you… Election Day Quotes & Status Updates: Politicians are like diapers.They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. I wish politicians cared half as much about doing their job as they do about getting elected. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I just […]
Must Resist, Mediocre Kitty, and Witty Status Posts
Score more likes, share these… Witty Status Updates for Facebook: Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Most people don’t know this, but you can quietly be a Republican or a Democrat. Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections? Don’t judge someone […]
Funny Dog, Viral Statuses, and Best Of The Week
Enjoy your weekend, share these… Top 2o Facebook Status Updates This Week: The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Texts that piss me off: 1. Yeah 2. Oh 3. Yup 4. […]
Roof Party Gangnam Style, ScarJo, and Funny Statuses
Welcome to November. Score some LIKES, share these.. Funny Statuses for Facebook: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. . ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I crush up cheetos, pour the dust into a salt shaker, and sprinkle it on everything. How do you know someone is from […]
Halloween Themed Status Updates, Jokes, Pictures, & Videos.
Happy Halloween, share these Halloween themed statuses… Halloween Status Updates for Facebook: Today is Halloween. No need to buy a scary costume, your face is terrifying as is. Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween. I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and […]