Halloween Themed Status Updates, Jokes, Pictures, & Videos.

Happy Halloween, share these Halloween themed statuses…

Halloween Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Today is Halloween. No need to buy a scary costume, your face is terrifying as is.
  • Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
  • I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and call it my Halloween costume.
  • Happier than a witch in a broom shop.
  • I’m going to dress up as a dish for Halloween. Girls love doing dishes.
  • Happy Halloween everyone! “Like” this status if its one of your favorite holidays and “comment” below with what you’re dressing up as this year.
  • I forgot it was Halloween today, thanks for the reminder FACEBOOK!
  • I’m not cleaning this week. I’m going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!
  • Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.
  • ” HALLOWEEN “.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally.
Classic Halloween Jokes:
  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
  • Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirit.
  • What kind of appetizers do monsters serve at a dinner party? Horror-d’oeuvres!
  • What’s a vampire favorite fruit??… A Neck-tarine.
  • Why don’t skeletons like parties? …. They have no-body to dance with!
  • Why couldn’t the ghost see its mum and dad? Because they were trans-parents!
  • What kind of key opens a haunted house? A Spoo-key!
  • Why was the ghost so hungover? Cause he got sheet faced with his friends.
  • Why do ghouls & demons get along so well? …because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
  • Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? He was a pain in the neck.
  • What did the bird say on Halloween?? Twick or Tweet!
  • Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife go to sleep? … Because of his Coffin!
  • What did the ghost say to his wife before their date? “You look BOO-tiful!”
  • Who do monsters buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts.
  • How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
  • What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appétit!
  • What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
  • Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
So cheesy, yet so awesome! Love those Halloween Jokes 🙂

NPH Showing Some Holiday Spirit:

Neil Patrick Harris Halloween Costume

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Spooky Music Video: MGMT – Kids

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