Happy Halloween, share these Halloween themed statuses…
Halloween Status Updates for Facebook:
- Today is Halloween. No need to buy a scary costume, your face is terrifying as is.
- Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
- I may just show up to work well rested with a positive attitude and call it my Halloween costume.
- Happier than a witch in a broom shop.
- I’m going to dress up as a dish for Halloween. Girls love doing dishes.
- Happy Halloween everyone! “Like” this status if its one of your favorite holidays and “comment” below with what you’re dressing up as this year.
- I forgot it was Halloween today, thanks for the reminder FACEBOOK!
- I’m not cleaning this week. I’m going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!
- Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.
- ” HALLOWEEN “.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally.
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirit.
- What kind of appetizers do monsters serve at a dinner party? Horror-d’oeuvres!
- What’s a vampire favorite fruit??… A Neck-tarine.
- Why don’t skeletons like parties? …. They have no-body to dance with!
- Why couldn’t the ghost see its mum and dad? Because they were trans-parents!
- What kind of key opens a haunted house? A Spoo-key!
- Why was the ghost so hungover? Cause he got sheet faced with his friends.
- Why do ghouls & demons get along so well? …because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? He was a pain in the neck.
- What did the bird say on Halloween?? Twick or Tweet!
- Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife go to sleep? … Because of his Coffin!
- What did the ghost say to his wife before their date? “You look BOO-tiful!”
- Who do monsters buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts.
- How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
- What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appétit!
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
- Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
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