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Funny Statuses for Facebook:
- Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. . ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- I crush up cheetos, pour the dust into a salt shaker, and sprinkle it on everything.
- How do you know someone is from New York? Don’t worry, they’ll let you know pretty quickly.
- Age 11: “I whip my hair back & forth!” Age 27: “I drive my kids back & forth!” Age 72: “I rock my chair back & forth!”
- Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
- That Awkward Moment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does.
- How’s everyone holding up? It’s crazy out there. I’ve killed like 15 zombies already. Anyone know why they’re all carrying candy? (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page #BestHalloweenUpdateEver)
- Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it’s giving those of us with a brain a headache.
- Just a reminder that you don’t have to tell Facebook goodnight. You can just stop talking.
- You guys have no idea how much pressure there is to be funny, for free, with absolutely no obligation, on the Internet all the damn time.
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
- Being gay is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being straight is fine. But do you know what’s not fine? Wearing crocs. That is NOT okay.
- If I owned a diner I’d have a sandwich called “The Usual” so everyone would feel special.
- I wish there was a snooze button for my bladder. (Via Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- I’m so old I can remember when Words with Friends was called Scrabble.
ScarJo Strikes Again:
Guys love her, Girls love her, she wins! ScarJo FTW. Repost for instant LIKEability.
Bonus (Post Halloween) Awesome Pic: Lego Kid Costume
Roof Party, Gangnam Style:
Note to self: Do not park in ASU Parking Garage whilst party is going on above you.
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