Sometimes the best laughs, are in your status… Classic Facebook Statuses that Score LIKES: Evidently Lincoln is doing well in theaters despite historical evidence to the contrary. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text. The quickest way to avoid a conversation on […]
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Curious Kitty, Driving in Russia, and Top Status Posts
Use the best, share these… Top Statuses This Week On Facebook: Hey Subway, just make everything 5 dollars forever and shut the hell up. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I love my toilet. We’ve been through a lot of crap together. “You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that.” – […]
Crying Dog Video, Epic FOCUS, and Great Status Posts
Get your statuses from us, share these… Great Status Posts for Facebook: Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Inspirational status: Today’s probably going to suck. Don’t be a little bitch and handle that shit. Driving would be much more entertaining if there were no yellow lights. […]
Status Updates that Get Likes, Bathing Cat, and Tank Truck
Be a Facebook Pro, share these… Status Updates that Get Likes: Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family. My Bed = Heaven, Most comfortable and best place ever. Today’s Generation: “Omg […]
Baby Tiger Playing, Mad Kitty, and Awesome Statuses
Make your weekend awesome, share these… Awesome Facebook Status Posts: Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I believe in karma that means I can do bad things to people I don’t like and assume they deserved it. Probably the worst thing about being a penguin […]
Puppy Guitar, Intellectual Baby, and Clever Statuses.
Score more likes per share, with these… Clever Status Posts for Facebook: I wish the dollar store sold gas. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) It’s so crazy how being tickled can go from fun to torture in a matter of seconds. No one is as good looking as their profile picture, and no one’s […]