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Status Updates that Get Likes:
- Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family.
- My Bed = Heaven, Most comfortable and best place ever.
- Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.
- I’m still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y – 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life.
- Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
- What really matters in a relationship? Fav = looks . Retweet = personality … Lets see who wins!!
- Accidentally wore a red shirt & khaki pants to Target today &, long story short, I think I have been promoted to assistant manager.
- That awkward moment when you finish a TV show series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Hey do you like water? “Yeah..” “Good, then you already like 72% of me ;)”
- A BOY makes his girl jealous of other woman. A GENTLEMAN makes other woman jealous of his girl.
- Pushing doors that say pull and looking like an idiot.
- The annoying moment when you’re washing your hands and your sleeve starts falling down.
- Boobytrap backwards is Partyboob.
- Women don’t go crazy, they are crazy. They just “go normal” from time to time.
- If the people in horror movies listened to me, they’d still be alive. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- 94% of people can’t find the the mistake in this. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. LIKE if you find it.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I Give You… Tank Truck:
Now, that’s a clever disguise! You know who loves funny pictures like this? Your Facebook Friends! Share away.
Bonus Funny Pic: Grumpy Kitty
Cat Gets Bath, Awesomeness Ensues:
That. Was. Awesome. Perhaps the most epic Cat Video you’ve seen to date? Because, it is for us! Share this awesomeness with your Facebook friends for instant likes, comments, and karma.