Status Updates that Get Likes, Bathing Cat, and Tank Truck

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Status Updates that Get Likes:

  • Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.   ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family.
  • My Bed = Heaven, Most comfortable and best place ever.
  • Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.
  • I’m still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y – 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life.
  • Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
  • What really matters in a relationship? Fav = looks . Retweet = personality … Lets see who wins!!
  • Accidentally wore a red shirt & khaki pants to Target today &, long story short, I think I have been promoted to assistant manager.
  • That awkward moment when you finish a TV show series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Hey do you like water? “Yeah..” “Good, then you already like 72% of me ;)”
  • A BOY makes his girl jealous of other woman. A GENTLEMAN makes other woman jealous of his girl.
  • Pushing doors that say pull and looking like an idiot.
  • The annoying moment when you’re washing your hands and your sleeve starts falling down.
  • Boobytrap backwards is Partyboob.
  • Women don’t go crazy, they are crazy. They just “go normal” from time to time.
  • If the people in horror movies listened to me, they’d still be alive. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
  • 94% of people can’t find the the mistake in this. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. LIKE if you find it.

Ladies & Gentlemen, I Give You… Tank Truck:

Now, that’s a clever disguise! You know who loves funny pictures like this? Your Facebook Friends! Share away.

Bonus Funny Pic: Grumpy Kitty

Cat Gets Bath, Awesomeness Ensues:

That. Was. Awesome. Perhaps the most epic Cat Video you’ve seen to date? Because, it is for us! Share this awesomeness with your Facebook friends for instant likes, comments, and karma.

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