Score more likes this weekend, share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can’t smell the one at your house. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the […]
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Thanksgiving Status Updates, Facts, Pictures, Jokes, & Videos.
Happy Thanksgiving, share these… Thanksgiving Status Updates for Facebook: Thanksgiving is for thanking, not shopping. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday? Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 14 carrots. […]
Epic Comedian, School Cheetah, and Best Statuses
Here’s the breakdown… Best Status Updates on Facebook this week: You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) I don’t agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness. […]
Sour Candy, Getting Tucked In, and Hilarious Status Posts
More likes per status, share these… Hilarious Statuses for Facebook: I’m not shy, I’m just really good at figuring out who’s worth talking to. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) I don’t always bite the inside of my mouth, but when I do, I bite the exact same spot 10 more times throughout the day. […]
Bear Sez Hello, Jet Planes, & Great Status Updates
Score Likes, Share these… Great Facebook Status Posts: Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) The awkward moment when you can’t read your own handwriting and you’re like “WTF did I just write?!” When I read your status, I […]
Pump Up The Jam, Surprised KittEh, and Awesome Weekend Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Awesome Status Updates for the Weekend: I’m forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t called a squad. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Lucky is the person who has the ability to see their own shortcomings. Miserable is the person who can only see the flaws of others. If […]