Bear Sez Hello, Jet Planes, & Great Status Updates

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Great Facebook Status Posts:

  • Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.  ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • The awkward moment when you can’t read your own handwriting and you’re like “WTF did I just write?!”
  • When I read your status, I mentally correct your grammar.
  • If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar.
  • Sure you could complain there’s another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there’ll never be another.
  • The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
  • In Math, I use ‘Guess and Hope’ Method.
  • I wish I could give you my pain just for one moment. Not to hurt you, but so you can finally understand how much you hurt me.
  • I’m not hungry. But, I’m bored. Therefore, I shall eat. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Sooooo = I don’t know what to say, but I don’t wanna stop talking to you.
  • In class: “I’ll just do this at home.” At home: “I’ll just do this in class.”
  • Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you’re on Facebook instead.
  • Saying “dude” before you say something important.
  • If I could fly, I’d probably still trip over air.
  • I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
  • Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?
  • What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
  • I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )

Bear Sez Hello

Bear Sez Hello

Adorable or Terrifying… You decide! Poor guy, probably just looking for his bottle of Coca-Cola.

Jetplanes Are AWESOME… and here’s why:


Well, I think we can all agree that was certifiably EPIC. Stash that on your newsfeed to score some likes and quality comments.

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