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Great Facebook Status Posts:
- Laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings)
- The awkward moment when you can’t read your own handwriting and you’re like “WTF did I just write?!”
- When I read your status, I mentally correct your grammar.
- If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar.
- Sure you could complain there’s another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there’ll never be another.
- The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
- In Math, I use ‘Guess and Hope’ Method.
- I wish I could give you my pain just for one moment. Not to hurt you, but so you can finally understand how much you hurt me.
- I’m not hungry. But, I’m bored. Therefore, I shall eat. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Sooooo = I don’t know what to say, but I don’t wanna stop talking to you.
- In class: “I’ll just do this at home.” At home: “I’ll just do this in class.”
- Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you’re on Facebook instead.
- Saying “dude” before you say something important.
- If I could fly, I’d probably still trip over air.
- I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
- Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?
- What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
- I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. (Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
Bear Sez Hello
Adorable or Terrifying… You decide! Poor guy, probably just looking for his bottle of Coca-Cola.
Jetplanes Are AWESOME… and here’s why:
Well, I think we can all agree that was certifiably EPIC. Stash that on your newsfeed to score some likes and quality comments.