Get your likes, share these… Daily Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you mess up a word in the middle of an argument. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people. I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly […]
Facebook Status Updates
EPIC Timeline Cover, Stealth Ninja, and Best Status Updates
Recap of the week’s Best statuses… Best Status Updates on Facebook: If you and your best friend don’t have at least one night in your past that you vow to never discuss, you’re not best friends. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) Life doesn’t come with instructions, so why live as if it also […]
Push Up Cat, Whale Encounter, and Awesome Status Ideas.
Score more likes, share these… Awesome Status Update Ideas: The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the […]
Angry Frog, Snowballs, and Top Facebook Statuses.
Get more likes, share these… Top Facebook Statuses This Week: Hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you were looking for; like happiness and perfect abs. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you’re […]
Best Pals, Dog Brings Cat Inside, and Hilarious Statuses
Great one-liner statuses, just for you… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Thank goodness it was Twinkies and not Bacon. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) If you see someone using a payphone, there is a 97% chance you can buy drugs from them… Just sayin’ That awesome moment when somebody tries to make you jealous […]
Cute Wave, Weird Goats, and Great Facebook Status Posts
Score more likes, with these… Great Status Posts for Facebook: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings) I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background […]