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Top Facebook Statuses This Week:
- Hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you were looking for; like happiness and perfect abs. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings)
- That awkward moment when you’re actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you’re lying.
- It appears I’m friends with at least 200 babies on Facebook.
- Move your office desk into the elevator and ask people who get on if they have an appointment.
- Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
- Don’t take it personally if I don’t like you. Some of my best friends are people I don’t like.
- Boobs are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once.
- Remember ladies, your guy is like your mascara. If you get too emotional, they’ll both run.
- You can’t wish for change if you’re not prepared for something new.
- I’m worried about my bed. It looks really lonely. I’d better give it a few extra hours of cuddling today.
- One of the greatest fears on Facebook is accidentally using the status update as the search bar.
- What’s red and goes “Oh, Oh, Oh!”? Santa walking backwards.
- All I want for Christmas is you… to get hit by a reindeer.
- Stop worrying about people and their opinions. If people don’t like you. It’s mind over matter, I mind & you don’t matter.
- I’m such a dork, whenever I get on to a secured WiFi network. I feel like one of those hackers in the movies, and yell “We’re IN!”
- That awkward moment when Kim Kardashian realizes Kanye West doesn’t play in the NFL or NBA.
- They moved my favorite machine at the gym, and I’m pissed. Now I have to walk up two flights of stairs to get my Cheetos.
- You’re the only one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don’t look at me weird for shouting “10 points for gryffindor” when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this.
- Oh, you hate drama? Please continue to dramatically complain about it.
- I really pity whoever is the last man on earth. Most women agree they want nothing to do with that guy.
This is exactly how I feel when this happens…
I’m scared :/ and I didn’t even throw anything! Share this winterly wonderful meme on your FB to score likes galore.
How to Piss a Frog Off:
Phone screens are just so realistic these days. Even tricking poor frogs!