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- That awkward moment when you mess up a word in the middle of an argument. (InstaStatus via: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings)
- Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people.
- I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.
- I’m amazed by how quickly I forget what I’m doing.
- When you give and don’t expect anything back that’s love. But if you give and expect a return it’s an investment.
- My wife says I’m too nosey… at least, that’s what she wrote in her diary.
- A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
- Men are like roses. Watch out for the pricks.
- Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
- Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
- I’m convinced girls only want one thing from guys… All of our hoodies.
- If everybody was happy in relationship there wouldn’t be any good music.
- That awkward moment when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents.
- Loving someone and not expressing it is like wrapping a gift and not giving it.
- You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.
- Hey, people who write insane rants on restaurant review websites. It was one meal out of your entire life. Calm down.
- Relationships nowadays: First month, I love you baby! Second month, we are forever! Third month, Single.
- You know you’re getting old when your favorite kind of plans are canceled plans!
- By all means, please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it.
- If you love someone, set them fee. If they don’t come back, call them up later when you’re drunk.
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Humans are awesome…
Some pretty amazing feats in there. It’s amazing what people are capable of when they dedicate themselves to something. Spread this epic viral compilation video on your Facebook for instant likes, shares, and great comments galore.