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- The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain. ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status iPhone App 5★ Ratings)
- That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave.
- Theres a thin line between I should do a status update about that and I should talk to a therapist about that.
- I’m home alone. Time to start my concert.
- Meeting people in your life, at the right time, at the right moment, at the right place, all for the right reasons.
- If you have to ask someone “Didn’t you get my text?” that person hates you.
- Funny how you feel most alive when your heart skips a few beats.
- I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.
- Hey Scientists: Less sheep cloning and More making our world look like The Jetsons. Chop chop bitches.
- I left work in slow motion but it didn’t blow up behind me. This is bologna.
- Being so tired that you have no idea what you’re even saying anymore.
- I’m like the Government in the way that I spend money on useless crap then waste all of my time convincing people why I actually needed it.
- The awkward moment when you step to the side to get around someone, but they step to the same way.
- Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
- My best friend’s problems are my problems.
- Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if it’s worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
- Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re ignoring them.
- That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.
Cat likes to participate in daily workouts, can’t say I blame cat…
A little extra weight never hurt nobody! Motivate your Facebook friends to get in shape this holiday season with this inspirational picture to post!
EPIC Whale Encounter:
Later, that video was found in the belly of a whale. Just kidding! How awesome was that though, really? We often overuse the word EPIC here on FunnyStatus but, that video was very deserving of the EPIC stamp of approval.