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Professional Cat, Dream Jump, & 20 Quality Status Updates
Happy Thursday – make someones day, share one of these. 20 Quality Facebook Statuses: Be careful who you make your memories with, those things can last a lifetime. Push your boundaries or settle for your limitations. Sometimes I get road rage from standing in lines. Never trust a girl who has her own face set as […]
Wednesday’s Top 20 Status Updates and A Cute Cat Begging.
Get over hump day, share one of these.. Wednesday’s Top 20 Status Updates: Fear the man wearing velcro strapped sandals, for he has nothing left to lose. It’s amazing how 3 minutes with the wrong person feels like an eternity, yet 3 hours with the right one, feels like only a moment. How easily you’re […]
Cat Mistake, Apple Pie, & Todays Top 20 Status Updates
We’ve got something for everyone, check out these.. Daily Top 20 Status Updates: How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it? “Would you like a bag for that?” asks the rude cashier, pointing to your face. According to recent statistics, I have […]
Moment of Kindness, Work Meetings, & 20 Clever Status Posts
Make Monday fun again, share one of these… 20 Clever Facebook Status Posts: Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that. Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you […]
Ultimate Drone Save, Police Dogs, & Top 20 Weekend Statuses
Make your weekend last longer, share one of these… Top 20 Weekend Statuses: I’ve robbed banks before…and they’re never getting their pens back. Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog? People with no money sure do have a lot of pot. Where there are pants, There is sadness. […]