More likes per status, share these… 20 Clever Facebook Statuses: I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with. If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it’s time to take a break. We need […]
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Best Gift Reaction, Smart Dog, and Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: Was visited by 3 spirits last night. Vodka, rum and gin. “That’s nice dear.” -Grandmas version of “cool story bro.” I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New […]
Christmas Status Updates, Funny Pictures, and Videos.
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays, share these… Christmas Status Updates: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Santa saw your facebook photos…you’re getting clothes and a bible this year. That awkward moment when there’s no money in a card and you have to pretend you like it for the message that’s written inside. Dear Santa, yea I […]
Baby Sloth, Cuddle Time, and Top 21 Facebook Statuses
Score more likes, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you say bye to someone and you’re still walkin the same way. Sometimes I cry when chopping carrots because I don’t want onions to think they’re ugly or something. Girls: I hangout with guys, theres less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. […]
Grumpy Cat 2X, Trampoline Dog, & Best Status Updates
Make your weekend last, share these… Top 22 Facebook Status Updates: I hate when cashiers ask “Is that everything?” Uh no, I’d also like all this invisible stuff… The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything. Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter. When I […]
ObamaMan, Epic Plane Crew, & 21 Great Statuses
Score more likes, share these… 21 GREAT Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you realize you JUST took off last Christmas’ holiday weight and it is indeed now Christmas AGAIN. If I don’t see you before, here’s wishing you and yours a wonderful apocalypse. Karma has no menu. You get served what you […]