ObamaMan, Epic Plane Crew, & 21 Great Statuses

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21 GREAT Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. That awkward moment when you realize you JUST took off last Christmas’ holiday weight and it is indeed now Christmas AGAIN.
  2. If I don’t see you before, here’s wishing you and yours a wonderful apocalypse.
  3. Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
  4. If you say “Raise Up Lights” you just said “Razor Blades” in an Austrailian accent.
  5. A women needs to be told how beautiful she is. Even if its from a 6 year old boy.
  6. If you are what you eat, I’m fast, cheap, and bad for you.
  7. A lot of people will disappoint you in life. Don’t let any of them be you.
  8. Some people should need licenses to have kids.
  9. Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you were thinking…
  10. That awkward moment when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud.
  11. Me in class: Wait…. What happened? What do we do? What do we write? When’s the test? What is this? How do you do this? What?
  12. Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
  13. Gasoline smells so good to me. Am I the only one?
  14. BREAKING NEWS: Dora the Explorer suffers a heart attack after discovering Google Maps.
  15. Dear McDonald’s, thank you for not serving hot dogs. I don’t think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
  16. Burger King is offering delivery service in some areas. I don’t trust it. Everyone knows it’s impossible to drive without eating the fries.
  17. The awkward moment when you can’t understand someone even though they repeated themselves 5 times.
  18. 10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means nothing.
  19. If you emphasize the ‘po’ in police they’re probably already after you.
  20. Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
  21. Behind every great man is a great woman telling him he’s not as great as he thinks he is.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Holiday Themed Timeline Covers

President Obama pretends to be caught in kids “Spiderman Web”:

Obama sure knows how to play nice! Also, glad to see that Spiderman continues to keep the world a safe place.

So a Black Guy, a Priest, and a Rabbi get on a plane..

The look on that guys face is CLASSIC! Absolutely priceless, you can’t make this stuff up people 🙂 Pass it on!

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