Enjoy your V-Day, share these… Top 20 Valentines Day Facebook Statuses: You fill the space between my heartbeats. My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me. I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do for love for you. I want to grow old and disgusting […]
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Upside-down Kitty, Yelling Goats, and 20 Nifty Statuses
Get more likes, share these… 20 Nifty Status Updates for Facebook: You can celebrate Valentine’s Day with your heart, I’ll celebrate with my liver. 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance……… The 5 stages of buying gas. I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and […]
20 Best Status Updates, Facebook Grammar, and Dog Mail
This weeks best statuses, share some… Best Facebook Status Updates: Ever get mad at your great great great grandparents for not buying a town when they cost 30 cents? The awkward moment when you realize that every house has a particular smell, but you can’t smell the one at your house. My favorite colors are […]
Gillette Razors, Obedient Kitty, & Artful Status Updates
Fact: friends comments more on funny statuses… 20 Artful Facebook Statuses: I’m starting a fight club, but with naps instead. The first rule remains the same. You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee. Having female friends is a lot like having a pet […]
Bathing KittEh, Dancing Macaws, and 21 Top Statuses
From this week, on Facebook… The Top 21 Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water starts running. Nothing’s forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye. That feeling when you can’t fall asleep and you decide to stay […]
Turtle Hump, Huge Fish, & Status Humor
Collected this week, on FB… Top Facebook Status Humor: Every time I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the lock. I wish there was a way to track down who got you sick so you can punch them in the face. Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, “I like where […]