Score more likes, share these… Top 25 Facebook Statuses this week: It’s ironic that we call it “common” sense when there seems to be such a lack of it. Whenever I feel intimidated by someone I imagine them drinking out of a hamster water bottle. 3 things I’ve learned in school: Texting without looking, Sleeping […]
Facebook Status Updates
ROFL Bear, Nintendo 64, and Brainy Status Posts
Make your weekend last, share these… 20 Brainy Status Updates for Facebook: Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good scream and your bad scream. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.” I challenge you to name […]
Cup Drumming, Toilet Tree, and Hilarious Statuses
More likes per share, with these… 21 Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: I don’t fear the unknown. The known is scary enough for me already. Sometimes I drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams. Hey people who like to start conversations with complete strangers, knock that […]
Car Backflip, Aladdin, and 20 Funny Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Top 20 Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in my way. If your not passionate about what you do, then there is no point of doing it at all. The worst thing […]
2-Year Old Trick Shots, Husky Hoodie, and Best Status Updates
One of these will make you laugh… 20 Best Status Updates on Facebook: I’m really good at tripping over things that don’t exist. Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond. Breaking News: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash […]
Top 20 Weekend Status Updates, CowBomb, & DMV Surprise.
This week on Facebook… Top 20 Status Updates found on FB: Dear Mother-in-law, “Don’t Teach me how 2 handle my children, I’m living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement. When you post an Instagram, you should have to write what number try that photo was. Real friendship is lending your […]