ROFL Bear, Nintendo 64, and Brainy Status Posts

Make your weekend last, share these…

20 Brainy Status Updates for Facebook:

  1. Be nice to your neighbors. They’re the only ones who’ll know the difference between your good scream and your bad scream.
  2. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
  3. I challenge you to name a more frightening experience than seeing a police car make a u-turn behind you.
  4. Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it.
  5. My iPhone autocorrected “wish you were here” to “wish you were beer” and I sent it anyways.
  6. We all feel much worse for the homeless guy’s dog than we do for the homeless guy, don’t we?
  7. I say ouch before I’m even sure I’m hurt, just to be safe.
  8. If your apartment is hit by a dolphin don’t go outside to see if the dolphin is OK….. that’s how the hurricane tricks you in to coming outside!
  9. I automatically trust anyone who starts a sentence with, “If my calculations are correct…”
  10. It’s all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
  11. The most polite way to tell someone you think they look bad is to ask if they are sick.
  12. “That guy is such a douchebag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!” – women
  13. Facebook: All the people you didn’t like from high school- now with pictures of their kids!
  14. If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
  15. Everybody deserves someone who makes them look forward to tomorrow.
  16. He already ruined your mascara, don’t let him ruin your night.
  17. Damn…I’m having an out of money experience…
  18. You’re not living life right if you don’t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
  19. OMG…!!! I was in the public restroom – I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: ” (embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!” Stall: “So, what are you up to?” Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.” Stall: “Can I come over?” Me: (attitude) “Are you F-ing serious!!!!!!” Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There ‘s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions”
  20. If I ever end up missing, please put my picture on a bottle of whiskey and not a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.

Yesterdays Status Updates… | Free Timeline Covers

The Literally “ROFL” Bear:


Obviously he must have visited our Fan Page. It’s guaranteed ROFL’s all day long 🙂 You never know when the good ones will hit your news feed!

Epic Reaction to Nintendo 64:


A fitting tribute to a phenomenal piece of video game history. Share with your Facebook friends for insta-LIKEs.

Lots more status updates, funny pictures, and videos… On our Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App. Have a great weekend, we’ll see you on Monday!


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