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21 Hilarious Facebook Status Updates:
- I don’t fear the unknown. The known is scary enough for me already.
- Sometimes I drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.
- Hey people who like to start conversations with complete strangers, knock that shit off.
- I’ve set my “life goals” to stuff I’ve already done so literally every day now I’m overachieving. It’s all about perspective.
- The awkward moment when someone says hi to you and you don’t remember who they are.
- Am I the first to learn a shoe makes a perfect cupholder?
- It’s not my fault that my phone is more interesting than you.
- There’d be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
- Just bought a new pack of socks to avoid doing laundry tonight.
- The best way to win an argument is to play dead.
- Pretty much every decision I make revolves around food or if I’ll be able to sit down.
- Speak for yourselves. Everybody was NOT kung-fu fighting. I went camping that day.
- Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I’ll ever get to being a magician.
- I do not have grey hairs…. I have wisdom highlights!
- This recliner and I go way back.
- Revenge is a dish best served steaming hot! So your enemies burn their tongue.
- If you have to ask someone if they’re having fun, the answer is no.
- Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water.
- Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?
- I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
- Do you know what I find interesting?…Neither does this person who keeps talking to me.
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