Get more likes, with these… 20 of the Best Facebook Statuses: Everything happens for a reason. But, sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s. Everyone talks about leaving a better planet […]
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Buzzer Beater, Cute Kitten, and Great Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… Great Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence. I wonder if I’ll ever be mature enuff to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying “there’s one”. It is SO much easier to turn friendship into […]
Walking Dog, That Feeling, and Top Status Updates
On Facebook this week… The Top 20 Status Updates Next time I’m on an elevator with four or more strangers, I’m going to turn around and say, “I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here.” That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with […]
Umbrella Skydive, Happy Sheep, & Most LIKEd Statuses
This week on FB… Most Liked Status Updates: Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries. I’m convinced that the employees of Ikea were just used to be customers who didn’t know how to get out and just gave up. The self checkout line was invented by a […]
Red Panda, Self Fetching Dog, & Witty Status Updates
Score more likes & shares, use these… 20 Witty Status Updates for FB: When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up its the same thing as having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch. Just rescued some wine.. it was trapped in a bottle. I saved the […]
Georgia, Baby Sloth, and Creative Status Posts
Something for everybody, share some… Creative Facebook Status Posts: That awkward moment when you’re at a red light & you look at the person next to you & they’re already looking at you. Instead of cashiers saying “here’s your receipt” they should say “will you throw this away for me?” Some days, I practice positive […]