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Goat Cat, Dem Eyes, & Top Facebook Statuses

March 20, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

The Top Goods on FB this week… Top Facebook Statuses: Don’t be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn’t going to fall out. I’m pretty sure that it’s easier to leave most street gangs than it is to cancel a membership to L.A. Fitness. Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from […]

GoPro Array, Confused KittEh, & Great Facebook Statuses

March 19, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Score mo’ likes, share these… Great Facebook Statuses: I have CDO. It’s like OCD, except that the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they’re supposed to be. Intelligence is like wealth. Great to have, but if you go around showing it off everyone will think you’re a jackass. Million Dollar Video Game Idea: A game that […]

Meerkat Sneak, Walrus Shout, & Hilarious Status Updates

March 18, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more likes, share these… Hilarious Facebook Status Updates: When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave! I have only 2 feelings left for you. Missing you, and hating you. I still haven’t decided […]

St. Paddys Day Status Updates 2013

March 17, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Our Annual Dedication to St. Patricks Day, share these… St. Paddys Day Status Updates: May your uncontrolled revelling on St. Patrick’s Day have no permanent consequences. Nice try, St. Patrick’s Day, but I don’t need a reason to drink. Kiss me Down Under, I’m Irish Australian. Alcohol doesn’t get people drunk, people get people drunk. […]

Pug Vs. Spider, Rock Solid, and Best Statuses on Facebook

March 15, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Choose one that fits you, share these… 20 of the Best Statuses on Facebook: Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there’s nothing left? Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. You know what’s really great about being a narcissist? Me. If your […]

Spiderman IRL, Samuel L Barkson, & Top Status Updates

March 14, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

This week on FB… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: The worst time to hear I told you so is when you end up saying it to yourself. Think before you speak… and keep it simple. Nobody wants to hear your life story. At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust […]

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