Updated Daily, just for you… 20 Damn Funny Facebook Status Updates: Cleavage is the only thing that you can look down on and approve of at the same time. Don’t trade what you want most for what you want now. I’m beginning to realize that some people must actually enjoy being miserable. I hate it […]
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Looking Good, Unlikely Dance Off, & Best Status Posts
The Top this week on Facebook… Best Facebook Status Posts: If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer. One of the best feelings in the world is when you are hugging a person you love and they hug you back even […]
Howling Fest, Hungry Kitty, & Hilarious Status Updates
Score more likes, share these… 20 Hilarious Facebook Status Update Posts: Love is standing on wet cement. the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave and you can never let go without leaving your footprints. Either you love Space Jam or you’re wrong. The more crap you put up with, the more crap […]
Cat Walks Dog, Cute Lion, and Top Funny Facebook Statuses
Share these, get more likes… Top Funny Facebook Statuses Law & Order is Scooby Doo for adults. My life feels like a test I didn’t study for and everybody is being a dick and not letting me cheat. If my job was to browse the Internet and play on my phone, I don’t know what […]
Disney Parody, Donkey Smile, & Top Funny Status Updates
Can’t think of what to say? We got you… Top Funny Status Updates: I live for two reasons… 1. I was born. 2. I haven’t died yet. My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with a mirror. I do exercise. I do one sit up everyday…when I […]
Tech News Gaff, Balance, & Status Updates about Life
Score more likes, share these… Top Facebook Status Updates about Life: This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You’re welcome! That awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a girlfriend/boyfriend, and you’re still forever alone. “Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.” -Ricky Gervais […]